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Post by dawneliz on Apr 22, 2010 23:47:14 GMT -5
The Twilight Parody one.
I jsut bought it today... THis is my favorite part so far
Once the CD finished, I knew I couldn't stall any longer. It was 1:00 a.m.--the time of night when I research the paranormal. My Internet works via tin-can telephones. One tin can is in the back of our computer, and the other tin can is in the back of our neighbor's, which has Internet. It takes a while for the computer to whisper the codes to our computer, so I ate some cereal--Count Chocula. Afterwards I still didn't have Internet access, so I rearranged the furniture to freak out my dad. No Internet. I went to sleep.
Two nights later, I had Internet access.
I typed in a single word: Vampre. Google asked, "Did you mean 'vampire'?" I said, " yes."
I felt overwhelmed and confused by the results: "Nosferatu," "The Buffy Summers Workout," "Kristen Stewart's Onset Romance," "Midnight Sun leaked," "Robert Pattinson Excellent Blues Singer."
Weird. What did any of this have to do with vampires? I got up from my desk, feeling silly for looking at pictures of a beautiful couple who were clearly not vampires.
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